your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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