gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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