His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
