i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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