i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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