Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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