Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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