oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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