I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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