On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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