Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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