Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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