I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Randomize
