so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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