You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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