So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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