i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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