I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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