Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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