There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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