It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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