You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We don't watch enough power rangers
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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