Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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