Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots