that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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