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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I sold my books for weed money!

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Finals don't start for a week...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....

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• (209): View more from California

  Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.

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