so explain again why im purple
no
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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