Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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