I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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