remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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