Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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