She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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