ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize
