My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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