I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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