You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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