"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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