if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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