Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
