we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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