I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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