"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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