girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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