The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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