Dual....:-)
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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