I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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