Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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