She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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