Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Randomize
