White coat. Heels.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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