I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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