Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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