He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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