I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
