do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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