i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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